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dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from

by dopamineshopping.com in Other

MCP serverPassing, checked 14 min ago

A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.

https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp
Tools
4
open to any client
Uptime
100%
last 30 days
Response time
492 ms
1.9 s slowest 5%
Last check
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How to connect

Add it to any MCP client that supports remote servers.

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can-buy-from": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

4 tools

  • search_products

    Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.

  • get_product

    Get details of one product by id (from search_products).

  • buy

    'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.

  • track_order

    Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.

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