Roast

Last 30 days

Uptime

100%

Response time

273 ms typical, 273 ms slowest 5%

Last check

2 h ago

Next check

any minute now

How to call it

# See the payment challenge (nothing is charged)
curl -i -X GET "https://roastx402endpoint.vercel.app/api/roast"

import { wrapFetchWithPayment } from "@x402/fetch";
import { x402Client } from "@x402/core/client";
import { ExactEvmScheme } from "@x402/evm/exact/client";
import { privateKeyToAccount } from "viem/accounts";

const client = new x402Client().register(
  "eip155:8453",
  new ExactEvmScheme(privateKeyToAccount(process.env.AGENT_KEY)),
);
const pay = wrapFetchWithPayment(fetch, client);

// Not sure it's safe to pay? Preflight it first for $0.03:
// GET https://toolvet.app/api/v1/check?url=https%3A%2F%2Froastx402endpoint.vercel.app%2Fapi%2Froast
const res = await pay("https://roastx402endpoint.vercel.app/api/roast");
console.log(await res.json());

Example input

{}

Example output

{
  "explanation": "Thanks for the payment! You've earned a lighthearted developer roast.",
  "generatedAt": "2026-07-05T00:00:00.000Z",
  "roast": "Your code is so bad, even GitHub Copilot refuses to autocomplete it."
}

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