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Token Roast

by Vextorium in Onchain & crypto

x402 APIFailing, checked 4 h ago

A witty roast of any token (Base, Ethereum, Solana and other chains) with a shareable 1200x630 PNG card: grade BASED, MID, COOKED or RADIOACTIVE computed from real metrics (contract risk, liquidity, volume authenticity, age), a one-liner and a roast line. Deterministic, no AI. Entertainment, not financial advice.

POST
https://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roast
Price
$0.01
per call in USDC
Uptime
0.0%
last 30 days
Response time
-
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Last check
Failed
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Latest check failed 4 h ago: Amount "0.01" is not in atomic token units

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How to call it

POST https://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roast

Each call costs $0.01 in USDC on Base, paid with the request over x402.

Run a free test callOne unpaid request, the way an agent sends it. You see the payment challenge it gets back. Nothing is charged.

Example request

From the listing.

POST https://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roast
content-type: application/json

{
  "card": false,
  "network": "base",
  "token": "0x532f27101965dd16442E59d40670FaF5eBB142E4"
}

Parameters

ParameterTypeRequiredDescription
cardbooleanNoinclude the PNG card (base64), default true
networkstringNo One of: base, ethereum, arbitrum, optimism, polygon, solana.
tokenstringYes

Example response

The provider's example. We can't check it without paying.

{
  "disclaimer": "Entertainment, not financial advice.",
  "grade": "BASED",
  "metrics": [
    "risk score 100/100",
    "liquidity $873,403"
  ],
  "network": "base",
  "one_liner": "Adult supervision present",
  "roast": "Holders stuck around, liquidity showed up and the contract behaves. Boring in the best way.",
  "signals": [],
  "symbol": "BRETT",
  "token": "0x532f27101965dd16442E59d40670FaF5eBB142E4"
}

Call it from code

The curl command shows the payment challenge. The JavaScript and Python versions pay and call, and never pay more than $0.01.

curl: see the payment challenge
# bash or zsh: see the payment challenge. Nothing is charged.
curl -sS -g -i -X POST 'https://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roast' \
  -H 'content-type: application/json' \
  --data-raw '{"card":false,"network":"base","token":"0x532f27101965dd16442E59d40670FaF5eBB142E4"}'

# x402 v2 sends the challenge base64-encoded in the PAYMENT-REQUIRED header (v1 sends it in the body).
# To read the header:
curl -sS -g -o /dev/null -D - -X POST 'https://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roast' \
  -H 'content-type: application/json' \
  --data-raw '{"card":false,"network":"base","token":"0x532f27101965dd16442E59d40670FaF5eBB142E4"}' \
  | grep -i '^payment-required:' | cut -d' ' -f2 | tr -d '\r' | base64 --decode
JavaScript: pay and call
// npm i @x402/fetch @x402/evm viem
import { wrapFetchWithPayment, x402Client } from "@x402/fetch";
import { registerExactEvmScheme } from "@x402/evm/exact/client";
import { privateKeyToAccount } from "viem/accounts";

// Pays at most $0.01 per call.
const client = new x402Client().setSpendControls({ maxAmountPerPayment: "$0.01" });
registerExactEvmScheme(client, { signer: privateKeyToAccount(process.env.EVM_PRIVATE_KEY) });
const pay = wrapFetchWithPayment(fetch, client);

// Not sure it's safe to pay? ToolVet checks it first for $0.005. Pay for that from a separate
// client: this one is capped at $0.01 per payment. GET https://toolvet.app/api/v1/check?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.vextorium.com%2Fv1%2Ftoken-roast&method=POST
const res = await pay("https://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roast", {
  method: "POST",
  headers: { "content-type": "application/json" },
  body: JSON.stringify({
    "card": false,
    "network": "base",
    "token": "0x532f27101965dd16442E59d40670FaF5eBB142E4"
  }),
});
console.log(res.status, await res.text());
Python: pay and call
# pip install "x402[requests,evm]"
import os
from eth_account import Account
from x402 import x402ClientSync
from x402.http.clients import x402_requests
from x402.mechanisms.evm import EthAccountSigner
from x402.mechanisms.evm.exact.register import register_exact_evm_client

# Pays at most $0.01 per call.
client = x402ClientSync().set_spend_controls({"max_amount_per_payment": "$0.01"})
register_exact_evm_client(client, EthAccountSigner(Account.from_key(os.environ["EVM_PRIVATE_KEY"])))

with x402_requests(client) as session:
    res = session.post(
        "https://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roast",
        json={
            "card": False,
            "network": "base",
            "token": "0x532f27101965dd16442E59d40670FaF5eBB142E4",
        },
    )
    print(res.status_code, res.text)

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